My stamps will tell you about me in a nutshell.
Remember: vulgarity is no substitute for wit!
Some facts about me:
I've never gotten brain freeze before in my entire life.
I've never had even a sip of coffee before.
I have two dogs and two cats.
I hate wearing shoes. I like to be able to use my toes to pick things up, climb vertical obstacles, and turn doorknobs when my hands are full.
I'm a soprano.
I love painting other peoples nails more than I love painting my own.
I love huge snakes, and the tegu is my favorite lizard.
I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.